Thursday, September 11, 2008

Pregnant

A twenty-one-year- old gilr tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a test kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know !' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them.
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll provide support.'

'If a girl is born. I will baqueath her two supermarket stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $ 1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couples of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest i do ?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, place a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'Then you try again.'

Friday, September 5, 2008

Ordinary yet Touching

5 Sept 2008....

This seem to be an ordinary working day of mine.....
But yet, something inspirational & touching had happened to me....

This is a story i heard from my fren(Don't have to know who he is!)

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Just as i am busy doing my routine work then i heard my name was summoned:
"Hey you!can you pls come here for a while?"

Omg....i must have done something wrong again.....kena marah lagi.....?

Her:"I have been waiting for you to ask me about it....."
Me:"huh?what of it?"
Her:"Are u really having some financial troubles lately....?"
Me:"....."
Her:"Why not u tell me?Since you will only get your pay on next monday....."
Me:"erm...yeah....."
Her:"Bear in mind that you are no longer a small kid,u not only have to plan to save more $$ in the future, but you also have a girl friend....."
Me:....
Her:Since the day you step on the "University of Social", you are no longer bear the responsibilities of yourself anymore.....but to your family,your country, or your girl friend!
Me:i.....er.....
Her: Do you know that once you have a girl friend,u must bear the responsibility of raising her, although she also can work on her own.It's a responsibility as a man!
Me: I understand.....
Her: So do you need me to borrow you some money?
Me:....what....?
Her: ok....RM500?
Me: erm....please.....not so much....i think RM100 is enough.....
Her: hmm......ok,how about RM300?
Me:......it's ok gua....
Her:Ok,deal!But you must return them to me when you get your paid,promise?
Me:OF COURSE!THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!

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Ok,so some u might think that this is just a normal story nia....
Some(or most)of you think that this "me" & "her" relationship is probably a mother & son,or a friendship,correct?
Right you are,but let me explain something here.....
What if we change a bit the character?

That "her" is actually an employer of "me"!
So what do you think the guy should do to repay his boss back?

That's all,make it a wonderful day!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

My First Home-Made Herbal soup

The date was 3/9/08...

Herbal Soup(1-2 serving)
Ingredients:

3xChicken Wings(Don't ask me why!Because the time i reached Carrefour that's what it left!)
Water 1 litre
A packet of Herbal consist of Yuk Zhu(็މ็ซน),Ginseng,Gan Cao(็”˜่‰),Gei ji....etc
Soya Sauce 1-2 tablespoon

Steps:

1. Wash the chicken wings b4 it's ready for boiling the soup(A very common knowledge oh....)
2. Wash all the herbals b4 u put them into the periuk....
3. "Throw"(At here don't really means throw)all the ingredients into the periuk....
4.Pour in some water(Can be adjusted depends on the size of periuk)
5.Turn on the fire to maximum power.
6.When the water is boiled,turn them to small fire and let it to cooked slowly.....
7.Pls be sure that u have switch off ur stove b4 u go to work/class, i do not wish to create another kemalangan oh....

There you GO!
The soup is served after it's cooked for about 5-10 hours.....

Comments:
Do u think that steps 5-7 is kinda tedious?
No one is gonna be so free to watch the fire,right?
Ok,my suggestion:
Spend another RM175 to buy a slow cooker where u can turn the level to "Auto-shift"
So that it can shift the firepower depending on the food's temperature

So do i consider cheating?
Nop of course!Just a bit smart that's all......haha