Adult Jokes 1

A Primary school boy back,excitedly,said :"mom,today i just have had sex with my tutor!"
Feeling anger & ashamed,mom said :"How could you....?!Kneel before the god & think about what you have done today!!I am going to tell your dad of this!"

Later,dad went to his son after his wife told him what had happened,
"Hey son...you know what,daddy had his first sex since secondary school.Boy am i so proud of myself,but son....you have it even earlier than i do,ya da man son!"
Son:"huh...?"
Dad:"for this i decided to reward you."

The next day,the boy's dad bought a new bicycle to him.
Dad:"Hey son,here's the present for you!....Why don't you wanna get a ride on it....?"
son:"No,thanks dad....my arse is still in pain...."

Bukit Aman's Malaysia Control Centre (MCC), Phones: 03-22627555/03-22626555

I used these MCC several times in the past and I find them very useful during emergencies.
Police cars just came in from different directions within minutes !
Key in these hotline numbers (03-22627555/03-22626555)into your mobile phone. They may save your life..

Those are the numbers for Bukit Aman's Malaysia Control Centre (MCC), the call centre for all police emergencies. The police are urging Malaysians to have these numbers in their mobile phone. Bukit Aman Public Relations Superintendent, Mohamad Daud said  motorists may help prevent cases like the recent murder of assistant computer engineer Mohamad Nazri Ismail..

He added that even after the crime has occurred, the police could go to the crime scene in the shortest possible time and it may result in the capture of those responsible.

An MCC spokesman said the public from any parts of Malaysia can call the centre to report an emergency anytime. 'We will direct the call to the nearest police station for the officers there to handle the matter,' said the spokesman.

IF you're forced to press your ATM.....HOW??

JUST SOME GOOD INFORMATION......

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed
in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the
robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it's
seldom used because people don't know it exists..
Please pass this along to everyone possible.