A Primary school boy back,excitedly,said :"mom,today i just have had sex with my tutor!"
Feeling anger & ashamed,mom said :"How could you....?!Kneel before the god & think about what you have done today!!I am going to tell your dad of this!"
Later,dad went to his son after his wife told him what had happened,
"Hey son...you know what,daddy had his first sex since secondary school.Boy am i so proud of myself,but son....you have it even earlier than i do,ya da man son!"
Son:"huh...?"
Dad:"for this i decided to reward you."
The next day,the boy's dad bought a new bicycle to him.
Dad:"Hey son,here's the present for you!....Why don't you wanna get a ride on it....?"
son:"No,thanks dad....my arse is still in pain...."
2016 is here
10 years ago
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